If I had a shark
Paul is depressed like never before. In search for excitement, he buys a shark and puts it in his swimming pool. But the week after his neighbors are dying one after another. As he continues his life like nothing happened, all hell breaks loose. Killer sharks, terrorists, blood, gratuitious violence, low quality philosophy. More like a twisted and absurd blockbuster with 5 minutes of heavy lego depression, 10 minutes of build-up and 15 minutes of non-stop action, don't hesitate to check out the trailer if you're not sure about it.

This film contains coarse language and is violent (against legos). For adult audiences only.
 


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Author: Olivier Bonenfant



 
 
 
 
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Com.2: show me the fricken movie.... god i give the trailer a 5 iwont to see the WHOLE movie.
By : zeppo
Date: 2004-10-31 12:59:41
Score given: 5

Com.1: all i got was to see the trailer did you even make the whole movie
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Date: 2004-10-31 12:55:58
Score given: 7

Com.0: that rocks!
By : slicko
Date: 2003-12-12 14:15:03
Score given: 10



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Length: 00:29:00
Rating: 16+
Date published: 2003-03-24 14:09:15
General quality: 4
People's score: 7

Tags: action horror animation absurd long lego blocs brick film stop motion stop-motion frame-by-frame frame strange shark requin attack jaws parody buy question police swat terrorists combat duel eat blood gore anim webcam cegep amateur violence boring life


Credits:

Director/Editor/Special effects/Animation - Olivier Bonenfant

Voices by
Gabriel Sanvido
Martin Desaulnier
Felix Quenneville
Gabriel Cantin
Jules Saulnier
Lisa Agata
Olivier Bonenfant

Technical help
Gabriel McLean
Gabriel Sanvido
Lisa Agata



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